From the recording N.I.C
More of a "ditty" than a song. It was inspired by an article in a newspaper which revealed that a portrait of Queen Victoria, naked from waist-up, had been found in Windsor Castle. I had always thought of her as, well Victorian, and was surprised by the article (needless to say it appeared in a Murdoch "rag", so it could well be untrue. I decided to write a song based on Prince Albert's response to the Queen's shenanigans. From the Self Tort debut CD "N.I.C"