From the recording Tortology

This song was inspired by the despicable Dick Cheney who championed the process of "extraordinary rendition" - a system designed because the USA could not be seen to be engaged in routine tortue, resulting in the transfer of suspects to countries which were less squeamish about such things. This is based on what I understand to be a true story.

Lyrics

ORDINARY RENDITION
(Brian Ralston)
Who would have thunk it, who could say
You’re headed for a holiday in old Skopje
Picked up at the airport, locked away
Before you know it whisked off by the CIA

This is just an ordinary rendition,
A song about “Extraordinary Rendition”
I don’t want to get charged with sedition,
So, I will just repeat my submission that
This is just an ordinary rendition

Well, the final itinerary was not what I planned
The travel agent never said Afghanistan
I try to dress casual when I can
But a diaper and a jumpsuit, that’s hardly Milan

This is just an ordinary rendition,
A song about “Extraordinary Rendition”
I don’t want to get charged with sedition,
So, I will just repeat my submission that
This is just an ordinary rendition

Well, beaten, drugged, stripped, sleep-deprived,
After three months just barely alive
No books, no papers, no TV, no cinema
With friends like you, did I really need that enema

This is just an ordinary rendition,
A song about “Extraordinary Rendition”
I don’t want to get charged with sedition,
So, I will just repeat my submission that
This is just an ordinary rendition

Well five months later, things just get zanier,
I’m dropped off in the dark in the backwoods of Albania
No sorry, no funds, can’t even catch a bus or a train
What’s the story, CIA mania?

This is just an ordinary rendition,
A song about “Extraordinary Rendition”
You can tell things are bad,
When they are couched in a euphemism
Things like “Extraordinary Rendition”
You can tell things are bad,
When they are couched in a euphemism
Things like “Extraordinary Rendition”
You can tell things are bad,
When they are couched in a euphemism
Things like “Extraordinary Rendition”

Copyright 2010 Brian Ralston